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Friday, 17 February 2012
Turn your CAT into a WOMBAT
Is this a miracle or what? I heard someone once turned water into wine and a mate of mine once turned into a one-way street but turning a cat into a wombat without performing radical surgery is pretty nifty. Actually, I didn't do it myself; my eleven-year old grandson performed this feat of magic using his new Ixus 1100 HS - Fisheye. He told me his next trick was to turn me into a generous Grandad. Ha!