- Learning a shortcut to the toilet is more important than
a shortcut in Lightroom
Helena & Jim at Monart Fine Art Gallery - Each time you pick up your camera you check the lens for accumulated dust
- Your wife complains how many lens caps and memory cards have gone through the wash
- You can't remember how many lenses you own
- Rough camping means a B & B with an American breakfast
- You state publicly that mobile phone photos are rubbish but secretly take photos with your iPhone
- You're still waiting for your 35mm Film DSLR to come back into vogue
- You only get low angle shots after you've tripped over your own camera bag
- Your camera club meeting is your major monthly social outing
- You got your best high angle shots after eating your granddaughter's marijuana cakes
- Everything aches - and you've only picked up your camera bag
- You're not sure whether to use your single focus, bi-focals or multi-focals
- When travelling, your medical kit is bigger than your camera bag
- You discover that the middle-aged man in your photo is actually your son
- Granddaughter asks 'Graddo, why are you taking so long to take a photo? This is boring'
- You can't use a remote release because it interferes with your pacemaker
- You open a bottle of champagne because 1 of your last 592 flower shots is sharp
- Friends keep asking you to bring your camera to funerals to take a few shots
- You buy a camera with a GPS so you can find your way home
- You dream about prunes
Stop the ageing process and rejuvenate your photography with a Dale Neill UWA Photography Workshop.
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